"Frankly my darling, I don't..." A scream from the
back row interrupted the most famous line in “Gone With the Wind”.
Panic ensued as the spotlight moved from the stage and
across the audience until it landed on a rowdy pair of drunk zombies chewing on
the soft pliable brains of two teenage girls.
"Zombies!" a man screamed.
Then, almost as sudden as the attack started, it ended as the
ushers ran in with rifles. They shot the zombies in the head twice, remembering
the golden rule: Always double tap.
“… give a damn,” Rhett finished and exited stage right.
